What are you going to do??? Set the dogs on us??? Or the bees???
 Or the dogs with the bees in their mouths??? And every time they bark,
 they shoot bees at you???

                                 Homer J. Simpson

Click on Homer!!!

  Some books are to be tasted, others swallowed, and some
 few to be chewed and digested:...
                                             -Bacon  

  Character is what you are in the dark.
                                             -Moody

  Oh, frabjous day!  Callooh!  Callay!
  He chortled in his joy.
                                     -Lewis Carroll

  Evermore in the world is this marvellous balance of beauty and
 disgust, magnificence and rats.
                                           -Emerson

  I am not an Athenian nor a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
                                          -Socrates

  My country is the world, and my religion to do good.
                                             -Paine

  Criticism is a disinterested endeavor to learn and propogate
 the best that is known and thought in the world.
                                            -Arnold

  Culture is "to know the best that has been said and thought in
 the world."
                                            -Arnold

  I'm a lean dog, a keen dog, wild dog, and lone;
  I'm a rough dog, a tough dog, hunting on my own;
  I'm a bad dog, a mad dog, teasing silly sheep;
  I love to sit and bay at the moon, to keep fat souls from sleep.
                                           -MacLeod

  It was fear that first made gods in the world.
       (Primus in orbe deos fecit timor.)
                                           -Statius

  Genius, cried the commuter,
  As he ran for the 8:13, 
  Consists of an infinate capacity
  For catching trains.
                                            -Morley

  Here's to you, as good as you are,     
  And here's to me, as bad as I am; 
  But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, 
  I am as good as you are, as bad as I am.
                      -Anonymous (Old Scotch toast)

  Satan the envious said with a sigh;
 Christians know more about their hell than I. 
                                         -Kreymborg

  What is history but a fable agreed upon?
                                          -Napoleon

  When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a
 tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
                                              -Shaw

  To desire immortality is to desire the perpetuation of a great
 mistake.
                                      -Schopenhauer 

  A little learning is a dangerous thing;
  Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.

                                              -Pope

  A man said to the universe: 
       "Sir, I exist!"
       "However," replied the universe
       "The fact has not created in me
        A sense of obligation."
                                             -Crane

  Man, biologically considered,....is the most formidable of all
 beasts of prey, and, indeed,  the  only one that preys
 systematically on it's  own  species.
                                             -James 

  When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a
 dog that is news.
                                            -Bogart

  Cleopatra's nose: had it been shorter, the whole aspect of the
 world would have been altered.
                                            -Pascal

  The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
                                             -Ellis

  The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
 worlds; the pessimist fears this is true.
                                            -Cabell

  Originality, I fear, is too often only the undetected and
 frequently unconscious plagerism.

                                              -Inge

  To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
                                            -Bierce

  We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to
 make us love, one another.
                                             -Swift

  It's no use crying over spilt milk: it only makes it salty for
 the cat.
                                         -Anonymous